Bruno Mars Jokes.

Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.

Girl: Yeah, me to... I need new clothes.

Bruno Mars: No you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.

Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?

Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.

Girl: Really? Even today?

*Girl gets hit by grenade*

Bruno Mars: Today I don't feel like doing anything.

*tak gelak siap!*

#kbai