Assalamualaikum. Hai semua.


Meh dekat sini meh. Aku nak share bagaimana nak jadi famous amos dalam sekelip mata okay. Senang je cara dia. As 1 2 3. Haa gitu.

1) Buka salah satu media sosial yang anda selesa sama ada Facebook, Twitter atau Instagram. Paling senang nak famous, guna Facebook or Twitter

2) Tweet macam biasa. Just go on with your normal lives or anything.

3) Don't ever LOCKED your Twitter's account AND make your post goes PUBLIC at Facebook settings. So that, everyone will know what you're up to.

4) Think of a surrounding issues that happens in Malaysia currently. Like for an example today, final match of Dato' Lee Chong Wei.

5) Post a shameless tweets or status about it. Such as,

Kalau LCW menang final harini, aku akan menari bogel kat Pavillion esok. Promise!

6) Remember to set in PUBLIC or UNLOCKED your Twitter's account! Sangat penting ni.

7) Wait for your friends to RT and wait some more for it to goes viral. Trust me. In just a blink, your tweet will gain so much RTs and FAVs or even REPLYs dude!

8) Wait for tomorrow. And if let say Dato' LCW wins today, get ready to cover up your track that you've done yesterday. Contohnya,

Siot lah kawan aku ni pergi hacked account aku. Bengong sial. 

My account had been hacked by bla bla bla.

Ataupun, LOCKED balik your account!

9) And now you can rest or die happily. Fish cake betul lahh!

10) Another tips -- You can also tweets about racism, sensitive issues or even your stupid thoughts! Like these two below. 



Sebenarnya, aku dah lama perhati corak pemikiran anak-anak muda zaman sekarang ni. Langsung tidak berfikir panjang dan gunakan media platform sebagai tempat mencari publisiti murahan. In twitter, we called 'it', THE ATTENTION SEEKER.


I'm sorry I used 'IT' instead he/she. It pissed me off man. Ini kah yang dikatakan bangsa Malaysia yang merdeka dari segi akal pemikiran? And from what I saw and observed, this usually happens to Malays. Why dear? Desperate for an attention? Duhhh.


Kalau nak cari populariti, silalah gunakan medium yang betul. Malaysia ni cepat je sesuatu isu jadi viral. Contoh? Banyak sangat. Sampai esok tak habis aku nak list down. Haha. *sarcasm*


POST, SHARE, TWEET, RT anything using your brain. SHARE and RT are the most important because it will create viral in a split second. Think wisely okay. 

Okay. Baiklah. Selesai entri sindiran pada hari ini. Haha. Sorry, kalau bahasa terkasar sangat ^^

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P/s: Sila faham bahawa ini adalah entri sindiran. Terkena kat batang hidung sendiri? Padan muka. Leulz.